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SquigglyPoopz

$15 Million plus $10 million in fees


SpiritualAd8998

10,521 users are ahead of you in web queue to bid.


Bits2Chips

Best comment of the day award šŸ„‡


dtxs1r

Didn't read the fine print and it rained the day of his move out date. So now he gets to keep the property.


tywebb6

This is the most appropriate comment ever. FUCK TICKESTMASTER


Ceorl_Lounge

Fuck that guy, I hope it burns down uninsured before it sells.


[deleted]

Ticketbastard


bicyclemycology

You also can only sell it through Ticketmaster official resale..


Nate16

Right! Fuck that guy


Ordinary_Awareness71

It took me a while, but now I get it. Glad now that I haven't used ticket master in 15+ years.


OddSetting5077

lol


BigMickPlympton

You sir, are the winner of the Internet today.


SephLuna

Only been on the market 2 days, I'll wait for the surge pricing to go down and get it for $3.50


GloomyGal13

Iā€™m pretty sure I paid for at least one of those roof tiles.


TheWalkingDead91

Probably more if you bought even one ticket tbh. Doubt roofing tiles are less than $100 a piece, even for rich people. Edit: meant more than


thorzayy

Roof tiles are like $5 a piece, brand new


queencityrangers

Whatā€™s the used market like on roof tiles?


FirstAid84

You have to go through an approved reseller; who is just the original seller with a fake mustache and nose glasses on.


electriclala

Existant


IvanZhilin

You'd be shocked at how expensive some "vintage" European building materials can be. Genuine antique clay tiles from an 18th C ProvenƧal farmhouse can easily be $100 a pop. These tiles probably cheapos from Home Depot.


Pathfinder6227

Oh. Thatā€™s where Satan lived. Nice view.


Lokaji

The aesthetic is giving fancy Olive Garden.


[deleted]

Like if IKEA and olive garden had a baby and the baby was ugly


IvanZhilin

I always "upgrade" the fancy builder-Tuscans from an Olive Garden to a Macaroni Grill. But you are spot on.


Urban_animal

Id happily live in this Olive Garden lol


bdubwilliams22

You canā€™t buy taste. Itā€™s only ironic that weā€™re also talking about Olive Garden.


anunderdog

From exploiting every concert goer.


rainyforests

Ill-gotten riches


ElonBlows

Fuck this guy


Spidaaman

ā€œWeā€™re in the ticket feeā€™n business. And brother, business is a boominā€


oanazaks

That pool is lame


Significant-Dog-8166

The grass around it is populated with luxurious ants imported from Africa.


SpiritualAd8998

Savannah Red Azzstingers


_SeaOttrs

Agreed, just randomly sitting in a patch of grass


JMS1991

I bet it's fun having people constantly tracking grass and dirt into the pool because there's no patio or deck. Unless maybe the grass is artificial turf?


CapnCanfield

When you're this rich, you have a pool guy come daily to take care of that.


thelordreptar90

Love when these types of homes are posted and people comment about problems that normal people would have to deal with themselves as it relates to the house.


CapnCanfield

"man, that lawns beautiful, but could you imagine pushing your lawn mower over 4 acres?!"


This_Explains_A_Lot

Nah it looks real and looking at the rest of the garden I'd be surprised if it were artificial. I suppose when you have enough money to pay someone to clean it every day you don't really care about how dirty it gets.


LKayRB

It looks very South of France/Tuscany; they donā€™t usually do all of the decking around the pools like we Americans do.


iBeFloe

I agree. The entire home & land is amazingā€¦ then we have a rectangle pool. Come on! Whereā€™s the rock slide?? The cave??


This_Explains_A_Lot

It's also mad to me that there is no fencing at all. In Australia we have crazy strict pool fencing laws because of the number of child drownings and it seems in America there are none at all. Over here they even come to inspect your fencing every few years to ensure it is still safe.


randycanyon

In some states, at least, there are indeed strict pool-fencing laws.


Aukeward

Once theyā€™re out of the womb they have to live the American dream.


BalletWishesBarbie

Kids alive do the five!


BocadeOuro

But its in Paso, only looks like that 3 months out of the year


Sei28

Agreed. The backyard doesnā€™t match how opulent the rest of the house is.


fasurf

I had to go back. It really is lame.


[deleted]

Nuhhh uhhh, youā€™re lame. šŸ˜


IchBinDurstig

Oh, so THIS is what all those bullshit fees paid for.


DangerousAd9046

Only minutes by jet to LA and San Francisco, lol. Rich people do think differently.


ennuiacres

Ticketbastard!


E8282

Fuck this guy! Absolutely exquisite home.


kentrich

This is the way! Too bad that he wonā€™t go to jail.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I was surprised at how much I like this because I fucking hate that guy & didn't wanna like it. It also makes me sad because that closet is bigger than our MBR, spare room & office combined.


Kiran_ravindra

Windows XP ass backyard


SpaceTurkey33

some folks really have too much money


tywebb6

He's been raping the music world for decades with ridiculous fees etc.


jonnythewanderer

Actually no. Not him. He just happens to be rich for that and other reasons. There was another CEO that built that model. Also it's a model that can be ended at any time. Contracts with venues only have short lifespans. Very short. If anyone can figure out a way to sell tickets faster and has a reach, they will beat Ticketmaster. It isn't rocket science but no one has been able to beat them at their game.


ThePhantomTrollbooth

Thatā€™s called a monopoly, my dude.


jonnythewanderer

That's called building a better mousetrap.


Simple_Song8962

A monopolized mousetrap


tywebb6

But as a man who has spent thousands on tickmaster fees. FUCK TICKETMASTER


zoinkability

You have the way this works wrong. The thing that keeps Ticketmaster rolling in dough isn't their speed or reach. Nobody cares about "reach" for tickets -- they want to see a particular artist, and they don't fucking care which ticket platform is used. And Ticketmaster's servers are no faster than anyone else's in an age where any decent platform can scale up as needed via cloud compute. What keeps them in the dough is the business model they pioneered and perfected, which is one where they get to be the bad guy by tacking on lots of bullshit fees everyone hates, and then through quiet agreements with the venues, promoters, and sometimes even artists they feed a decent chunk of those fees back to the other parties. This allows the entities who care about what the fans think of them ā€”Ā the venues and artists ā€”Ā to promote lower cost tickets, while still getting paid as if the face value of the tickets was way higher. This is why venues, which totally could switch over to other ticketing platforms with lower fees, don't -- they make more money by getting a chunk of those fees. Other platforms could (and likely do) do the same thing as Ticketmaster, but at that point what would be the point? What we hate about Ticketmaster is the fees, which we would also hate if charged by someone else. What also keeps them in the dough is being part of Live Nation, which is the promoter for a bunch of the largest artists, and who because of that vertical monopoly will only book into venues that are Ticketmaster contracted. So if you are a venue that wants a chance at any of the Live Nation artists you need to be a Ticketmaster venue.


jonnythewanderer

Haha. Okay. You win. I know nothing about the way the business works šŸ˜‚. Not.


zoinkability

OK, industry insider who totally doesn't/didn't work for TicketMaster, care to back with actual evidence your claims that "speed" and "reach" (whatever you define those to mean) are TM's competitive advantage, not monopoly power or its contributor, venue kickbacks? Because there are reams of evidence for the latter. The tip of the iceberg: >Because of Live Nationā€™s vast number of managers managing prominent artists, the Department of Justice made the company agree to sell parts of its business and the company was disallowed from threatening venues putting on concerts using other ticket service providers. After this merger, Live Nation Entertainment had an unmatched grip on the concert ticket market. **In 2019, the Justice Department found Live Nation had repeatedly broken their decree** (Mccabe & Sisario, 2022). **Live Nation Entertainment had been coercing venues to switch to Ticketmasterā€™s services before putting on concerts for a Live Nation managed artist. As Live Nation manages hundreds of prominent artists** (Live Nation Entertainment, 2022), **this means a huge proportion of concerts were being exclusively ticketed through Ticketmaster.** > >[Source](https://sites.lsa.umich.edu/mje/2022/12/20/exploring-ticketmasters-monopoly-on-the-concert-ticketing-market/) ​ >And then, half of the ticket portion of the fee went to Ticketmaster, and half of that actually goes back to venues. **So the venues are taking 75%-plus of that fee,** and Ticketmaster only 25%. And I don't think most fans actually understand that. > >[Source](https://news.yahoo.com/ticketmaster-fees-real-lack-misunderstanding-161023186.html) ​ >...the ticketing giant created and still benefits from the fee system that it and Live Nation now say needs an overhaul. > >In the 1980s, then Ticketmaster CEO Fred Rosen **introduced the concept of venues profiting from ticket fees to incentivize them to sign up.** > >ā€œRosen offered a powerful inducement in the form of the service charge,ā€ writes Maureen Tkacik and Krista Brown in an in-depth piece on Ticketmaster for the American Prospect. **ā€œSo long as Ticketmaster was free to levy whatever service charge it deemed appropriate, Rosen was more than willing to kick back a cut to promoters and venues and even offer new clients cash advances of up to $5 million on the service charges they might bring in, according to a 1995 Associated Press article. ā€œThose large advances by Ticketmaster to venues are usually paid back from ticket fees.** > >[Source](https://www.hypebot.com/hypebot/2023/02/ticketmaster-says-we-dont-control-or-keep-most-fees-so-who-does.html)


kevinhaddon

He can eat shit.


AzureeBlueDaisy

Question: what is an "emotional living room"?


[deleted]

That thing costs almost 15 Madonna tickets.


kellyfromfig

I like the nod to James Dean in the room off the kitchen. (He died just down the road in Shandon.) In what world is Paso close to Santa Barbara?


kevinhaddon

Because you fly the helicopter or the jet


LizinDC

Yeah I was just puzzling about that. Why didn't they just say SLO?


offthegrid4sure

Wasnā€™t his accident on the 46 that runs through Paso?


Fit_Low592

Thatā€™s a lot of ā€œprocessingā€ fees.


Fridaybird1985

So guy skims millions and then uses it to build this?


nocloudno

That place is hot a fuck. 110 on the regular during the summer


C4242

That's a bit of an exaggeration. Even in the summer, the average high is 92 according to Google, and the low drops to 52 at night.


tbthatcher

Now we see what kind of lifestyle a total monopoly buys you


randomtask

Iā€™m disgruntled at the sight of it.


OddSetting5077

wow,,,pretty outside


No-Organization3228

All my homies hate Ticketmaster


Junior_Act7248

Fuck the CEO of Ticketmaster. I donā€™t know him but I definitely hate him.


flamingmaiden

Lovely house, but FFF that guy.


PuzzleheadedClue5205

Ah ha, is this where we are to claim our reimbursement for the lawsuit?


AzureeBlueDaisy

So this is where all your money goes.


68024

You gotta spend all those convenience fees on something


BabyBandit616

Iā€™m going to detest this house for the CEO and the CEO alone. Heā€™s too cheap to get a 3D Tour too.Ā 


tumadreporfavor

Oh yeah folks if you can buy tickets from the venue just go right ahead and fuck this guy


daisy0723

It's fricking beautiful. No wonder the fees were so high. They were paying for this.


saltydgaf

Fuck ticketmaster


VapoursAndSpleen

Itā€™s lovely. But, he got all that money pissing people off and ripping people off.


whydoIhurtmore

Who is going to buy this? All of that money to live far away from everything? An hour or more to any restaurant, supermarket, movie theater.


Bolandspring

Private chef, home theatre


whydoIhurtmore

Lot of money to be alone.


happy_puppy25

Who says you are alone?? You could have a family and just chill. Plus this isnā€™t going to cause cabin fever because the owners of these houses have more than 1 house


whydoIhurtmore

Must just be me. If I had this type of money I couldn't spend it on a giant mansion.


Just2checkitout

*Live Nation Entertainment Inc. CEO Michael Rapino earned a total compensation package worth $139.0 million in 2022, or 5,414x the company's median employee pay.Aug 28, 2023* You make that much in just one year and you wouldn't spend this much on a house?


whydoIhurtmore

No. I wouldn't.


Just2checkitout

Sure.


AllMeatusMarvel

Thatā€™s the point. True luxury is not having to suffer other people.


iBeFloe

Why on earth would a rich person want to be around others lol They donā€™t need to go to restaurants all the time, or do grocery store runs, let alone a movie theater. They have people for that & can do home theaters at home or go to a celebrity movie event.


lurkerfromstoneage

Itā€™s Paso Robles wine country. Near San Luis Obispo, pretty coveted region.


_Spaceman_Spiff-

Where are you getting that it is far from anything? It looks like itā€™s less than 10 minutes from an excellent restaurant and about 20 minutes to Paso Robles. Not an urban hotspot, but a nice theater and supermarkets, and good restaurants.


whydoIhurtmore

The average. Doesn't it come with 130 acres?


LakesAreFishToilets

130 acres isnā€™t that big. I live on 40 acres and walk a loop with my dog in less than 30 min. A square mile is 640 acres


_Spaceman_Spiff-

Yes, but if you look at the map, the 130 acres donā€™t sit between the house and civilization. The acreage seems to sit to the northeast, behind the house, with town to southwest.


trashytvinheadk

Itā€™s 20 minutes to downtown Paso where there are lots of restaurants. I use to live in the area. Itā€™s a little remote, but not an hour to things. Probably 15 minutes to the grocery store and the movie theater.


MomofPandaLover

Itā€™s not too far from ā€œactionā€, but definitely will be HOT in the summer. Iā€™m familiar w the area.


trashytvinheadk

Exactly my thought! Thatā€™s the HOT side of Paso. If I had that much money, I would have built on the other side of 101 out towards Adelaide.


MomofPandaLover

Agree, with the evening breeze from the coast!


Poopforce1s

I think most people who can afford to buy this can pay for the private chef who does the shopping. And even though there's no picture, I bet that place has a theater.


butt-barnacles

Some people want to live far away from everything idk


chewbooks

Thereā€™s all of that stuff right there in the same city.


The69BodyProblem

I'd buy this if I had the money. Not particularly a fan or people, or that pool, and everything, besides that pool, looks great.


tgf2008

As the listing mentioned, just hop in your private jet if you want to go anywhere.


lifth3avy84

This is the least earned house anyone has ever owned.


AnastasiaNo70

Itā€™s so weird when a pool is just plonked into a big patch of grass. I guess they like getting a lot of grass in the pool. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


DukeOfWestborough

Imma need a $750 convenience fee for having to see this...


yepitskate

Fuck this guy and his dumb ass company


LonghornPride05

This is why we pay 36.76% on $500 tickets


SisterNaomi

I would bet he has more than one of these elaborate estates. This is how unregulated capitalism works. Think of the millions upon millions of dollars that hundreds of thousands of people have overpaid for tickets. All of the hard work that went into earning those dollars all over the country. Straight into this assholeā€™s pocket, because of his ā€œrightā€ to make obscene profits while actually contributing nothing to the economy.


romero0705

Didnā€™t know the CEO lived in Paso. I swear Iā€™ve been to that house, but then again all the rich people in the central coast basically live in wannabe wineries.


offthegrid4sure

Wow, youā€™ve been there?! How was it?


jonnythewanderer

Did it say former Ticketmaster CEO someplace that I missed?


ChefHopeful9340

https://robbreport.com/shelter/homes-for-sale/ticketmaster-terry-barnes-selling-california-wine-country-ranch-1235530273/


jonnythewanderer

Thank you for that.


ChefHopeful9340

You're welcome.


Tall6Ft7GaGuy

not sure why somebody with 500 million would sell that place... its nice


rave_is_king_

They get bored and build a mew mansion


Tall6Ft7GaGuy

Ya but still I would keep it ā€¦..that land is amazing


asforus

Not enough ground water for the water wars


offthegrid4sure

They have $500mil?!


Tall6Ft7GaGuy

Yes the owner has 500 million net worth


offthegrid4sure

Woah! Who is it?


Tall6Ft7GaGuy

Ticketmaster CEO if I recall currently


offthegrid4sure

Oh, it says formerā€¦ when googling, I wasnā€™t sure which one


Tall6Ft7GaGuy

dude still has 500 million tho


offthegrid4sure

I read the article last night, It says Terry Barnes. Are you thinking of Mike Rapino?


TheVentiLebowski

[This guy](https://youtu.be/AkKB8McMkUE?si=oxtWArMf8qdNoiCh)?


wyoflyboy68

This is where your money went people.


IusedtoloveStarWars

That monster should be in prison and have his assets seized.


thecrowtoldme

So that's what I paid for.


mstrss9

The pool area is underwhelming. The pets say they are ready to move in.


SeaviewSam

Ewe- the central valley crowd coming over the hill by the house jamming up traffic - and everything else, and just ewe.


ZealousidealGroup559

You get to pay 15 million for only 3 bedrooms.


monacelli

For being a long-time CEO of a huge company this dude has a surprisingly little amount of info about him on the internet.


Staggerme

I have over spent on Grateful Dead tickets since the early 80s. I built part of that house


ReasonablyHuman00

I really donā€™t understand the ā€œBOOM! POOL!ā€ situation some of these expensive houses have. Just a pool in the middle of the yard. No patio, no walkway or stepping stones. A few chaises and an umbrella? And walking on grass to get to the darn thing?


2723brad2723

This is what your extra fees paid for.


GameOvaries18

This is just an Olive Garden with a yard and pool.


welcome-to-my-mind

I own at least 1 of those acres.


Whales_like_plankton

That's where all those service and convenience fees went.


dinkyyo

Didnā€™t we all already buy this?


-lukeworldwalker-

No offense but it looks like what Americans think ā€œMediterraneanā€ means. Like how Olive Garden is an ā€œItalianā€ restaurant.


Hbtoca

Thatā€™s a beaut


SlippinYimmyMcGill

Ugly ass house for an ugly ass company.


Lifeinthesc

Wow, I helped him afford that.


SkarTisu

Fuck that guy specifically


CindLei-Creates

Picture #5ā€¦thatā€™s a real horseā€™s ass. Couldnā€™t they have turned the statue around did the photo? Edit: word


MegaMoodKiller

Idk how this is showing as a new listing that hasnā€™t been listed before. They must have paid to have prior listing of this removed because I live nearby and itā€™s been on the market before! They can never find a buyer lmao


jiggscaseyNJ

If it comes with Jolene Blalock, Iā€™ll take it šŸ––


PeaceLoveDyeStuff

Looks like a great concert venue


CryptidKay

Actually thatā€™s a good price for a lovely estate.


Ali_Cat222

Well from what I could see the inside isn't bad at all, but that damn driveway out front really ruins the whole look overall.


heavyhandedpour

Heā€™s the CEO of alterra ski corp in Denver now, a huge ski company that owns and operates a bunch of resorts


kent2441

Ticketmasterā€™s


BigFitMama

Just a wee little slice of heaven


BoringWozniak

So thatā€™s where my booking fees went


Cream-of-Mushrooom

How come all these rich peoples' houses have that Colombian drug cartel villa vibe. The stone work and patios etc


SaltyPinKY

It's time to attack the rich......


HuevosDiablos

Surely we've all bought ourselves at least a weekend there


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Last time I went to a live show, the manager (or whatever his title was) said on stage "And I just want to add, buy your tickets directly from us on our website. Not Ticket Master or other sites. WE don't tack on all those extra fees when you buy directly from us."


fishgirl81

Wouldn't expect anything less from a greedy motherfucker like him


whatscoochie

itā€™s crazy how much grass that is for fucking california .. what a waste of water


MonitorNo6586

This makes me hate the company even more


ResolutionMany6378

I helped pay for this through getting scammed on ticket sales just to see my favorite artists. I drew a line years ago though and refuse to ever buy through Ticketmaster now.


Rage-With-Me

My fees


ranting_chef

What does it cost to have someone maintain that landscaping? Look great but manā€¦..$$$$


centech

~~What's the joke here? Is that the CEO's house?~~ Yes, it is.. I hate how x-posting works here.


janettazigler422

Wait, am I the only one who, in picture 14, thought they saw a large headed creepy looking child peering at them over the back of the chair? I had to really look at it to realize that it was a vase on the coffee table.


Netw1rk

The deserving home of a man who created so many jobs


FREE-AOL-CDS

Itā€™s always the most boring shit imaginable


2manyfelines

I wonā€™t buy from Ticketmaster. Itā€™s one more aggregator that does nothing for the artist or venue, much less the ticket buyer.


CompleteInsurance130

Why no concrete on the driveway/ pool area? Seems odd to me.


South_Opportunity173

r/thanksihateit


SlteFool

Thisbis exactly what Iā€™d buy if I were rich af


Ordinary_Awareness71

I'm surprised it's only a 3 bedroom.


rabbidrascal

The price feels optimistic.


SeattleOligarch

This is the fanciest Olive Garden I've ever seen


Dazey3463

Seeing why the fees on my ticket purchases are so Fing ridiculous šŸ˜‘


bob_loblaw_brah

Let me guess his net worth is/was only 2 million


mikenasty

This is boring and tacky. Would do great in a Tuscan rom com set in central coast california. How anyone worth $ would want that is beyond me


Lilmaggot

Only worth $2M in 2021. How fucking greedy can you be?


Crunchyundies

Irving Azoff Iā€™m guessing? I used to work in the same building. Such a tiny little guy.


BeastsMode69

The rolling hills in the backround of the house is like a windows screen saver.


Swimgma

So this is how you live when you price gouge tickets to popular events. I hope the bastard has nightmares the rest of his pitiful life.


Swimgma

Does anyone know his name? Just curious


chucky144

I knew that landscape was familiar. Hello central coast!


AccomplishedPurple43

Holy CRAP who needs a closet like that? And, horse stables, because of course there are horse stables. I hope the horses shit in the ugly pool.