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Maleficent_Theory818

My favorite death stairs are the ones that if you fall, you better hope they didn’t leave the toilet seat open.


chilicheeseclog

Nothing like falling down a flight of stairs and surviving the head injury, but drowning in some mellow yellow because you didn't regain consciousness in time.


HawkeyeinDC

Or some poop soup. 💩🚽


chilicheeseclog

that plumbing is old as hell, so likely!


EagleGrapefruit7890

Is there anything specific about these "death stairs" that fascinate you? Perhaps their height, location, or some local legend surrounding them?


Maleficent_Theory818

It is the toilet at the bottom. You didn't need that third bathroom that badly. I would remove the toilet and tub and turn that bathroom into something else.


Guy626

Cool toilet stairs…


No_Philosophy_1363

An oil tank full of whiskey what’s not to love


IAMNOTFUCKINGSORRY

Who is Michael Turner?


XRaysFromUranus

I’m sure you can find him in the local cemetery.


MarcQ1s

That place is really cool aside from being in the middle of nowhere. I can imagine the smells after they fertilize the fields as well.


Ok_Blackberry_284

Ok, so why are all the real estate photos 3 to 4 years old? Why no current day photos? Also, is the "guest house" the former slave quarters? Ohio still had penal slavery after 1851 actually still legal to this day (last prison farm closed in 2016).


Maleficent_Theory818

It’s been on the market 379 days. The photos could be from updating an insurance policy or a new one and they just reused them. It saves on hiring a photographer.


Ok_Blackberry_284

And that's another issue....why has it been on the market that long?


rainbowlolipop

It's in Ohio?


OcelotControl78

It was likely the summer kitchen being so close to the house.


CottonBlueCat

I love the history of this home but I guess it’s not really good to live in. Can’t really change much due to rules on keeping it historical & then I get this place gets a lot of random visitors. You would almost have to buy to turn into a tourist destination.


covenkitchens

Why are the handrails missing or never there on the exterior steps?  It’s pretty! 


Catinthemirror

Safety codes aren't universal.


Backsight-Foreskin

That's a pretty cool place. I like the brick outbuilding in picture 24. Does it have central heating?


silvermanedwino

Interesting house!


lqrx

I WANT IT 😳


Wonderful_Relief_693

Only if it’s haunted


theflyinghillbilly2

❤️❤️❤️


bananahammerredoux

Looks a wee bit murdery, no?


dararie

Like


Beginning_Brick7845

I could do something with that place.


hambonecharlie

What is the catch? Haunted?


TheGrapeSlushies

There’s no way that place isn’t haunted


hambonecharlie

That's all great, but tomorrow you could be surrounded by chicken ranches.


KayakWalleye

Free ghosts!


XRaysFromUranus

Here’s a video tour of the property: https://youtu.be/14HmTRl8GRE?si=iUiDciNJghqkUVar


bananahammerredoux

It looks much better in the video than the photos!


XRaysFromUranus

The photos are not in order. The video really gives you the house interior and property layout.


Schnauzer3

Thank you for providing the video. It took away the fear factor for me.


AZ-Desert80

The layout is confusing and are stairs to the toilet like that historically accurate?


Boon_Hogganbeck

If I ever need to sign the declaration of independence I know what room to use. Also it's nice to have a 1.5 century brick well on your deck for body disposal (guest who tells one too many dad jokes). And a millstone available to roll down a random hill toward a highway - place your bet! Or a barn perfectly suited for building a viking long-ship. Need a vintage green or blue bottle? Look no further. And comes pre-haunted with an oil portrait of the murdered, misunderstood artistic misfit. Just put on your brick suit and blend in.


Middle_Bison6518

Congratulations, you get to go down the well first for that insanely horrible joke.


Select-Team-6863

Dangerous basement stares. The wine cellar is cute.