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Every house of my estate has two assigned parking spaces. Half of them have three or more cars.

The oddly specific ways you cannot use a toilet

“Must have at-least 2 years experience in this niche job no ones ever heard of” OH FUCK OFF

Having to deal with chefs who think they're God's gift to the food industry

People who work/have worked with the public, what's the weirdest thing a customer has ever said?

Does it bother you when people park their cars outside your house?

Never thought about it before but they're right

My friend said she values her dogs more than me UPDATE

Sweet music to his ears

What's been your worst encounter with an absolute jobsworth?

King Charles tells Prince Andrew that Buckingham Palace has “no place” for him anymore; Andrew to be removed from Palace

Margot Robbie stuns in daring split dress at Babylon premiere Sydney

The fact that Bisto hasn't made an advert featuring 3 blokes wandering about with various pies and roast dinners saying "Gravy Gravy Gravy..." in order to out do the "Daisy Daisy Daisy..." perfume advert

Drivers horn blasting a learner driver for going 2mph below the speed limit or hesitating slightly and then getting offended when the instructor winds down the window and gives them the finger.

If a child is 17, are custody battles and visitation still a thing? That's almost a legal adult. Also, cartoonishly evil MIL claims to have seen OP in a restaurant once= instant divorce and no custody

My ex divorced me and now wants to be together again after 4 years

Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

Everything is better with a good hug

I needed this today

ARGH!

Kim Kardashian in 2007

My husband shoved our son to teach him about pushing his little sister

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

My brother and sil think I’m a free babysitting service. I’m blocking them and dropping them off at his job

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Apparently it's rude to park near someone else's house, even if the street is full and there's nowhere else to park, because everyone "owns" the spaces close to their home.

My highschool sweetheart just doesn’t do it for me anymore

I dumped my wonderful GF of 10 years because she's creepily focused on my friend's genitals

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

A smol, delicate danger noodle.

The process of taking a painful L

*Lowers face into palm*

I Hate Paris Club by Us Weekly July 21, 2008

A smol, delicate danger noodle.

one of these is not like the others

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Swifties are bullying him because he stated he hasn’t listened to ‘Midnights’ yet. Her fandom is the worst.

So unexpected yet accurate

Hi Its Me!

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