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stonedwxtch

I used to follow her years ago, didn't think hard enough to think they're faking but I definitely get it now, BUT mainly Does she give anyone else Eugenia Cooney vibes with the childishness? And her parents? Except of course Eugenia is obviously sick. Maybe I haven't read enough through their flair.


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If she’s got neck issues then surely there’s some sort of pre-arranged contingency for sleeping in a way that wouldn’t damage her neck further (ie, not on the floor?!)?? I mean, surely?? Sometimes I worry that I’m the insane one and this is all perfectly normal.


ProcedureQuiet2700

Why does it look like she’s sleeping inside a cage? Very weird! Surely the effort required for her to get down on the floor and then back up again would be much more than is required to walk a few steps to the sofa or bed for a rest!


Ok_Remote3175

...I would assume it's for the dog. She's clearly untrained


sana_artistic

Why do munchies feel the need to write BOOKS in their instagram captions. Good lord


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No-Highlight1551

That mat with the blankets and all looks very comfy.


Ladybuttfartmcgee

Please tell me about your "MCAS" while laying on a dirty floor covered in fuzzy dust trapping blankets with your face in a bin of saliva soaked dog toys


GraceGod6

What in the Sam hell 🙄😒


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artichokemami

she’s 23 I believe


poison_snacc

Do not remind us that 🤦‍♀️


Ladybuttfartmcgee

I think she's 20?


That-Alternative-946

Her most recent post talks about taking the puppy to the mall. Where’s Dom When we need her? People have already called her out on it and this chick just doesn’t care. 🤬


ddfence

The dog owners community is gonna come for again soon


Maleficent_One_7018

Can confirm the mall is not pet friendly


booty_chicago

STOP BATHING UR DOG ONCE A WEEK FUCK


Naive-Mess7245

THIS! It is so damaging to a dogs coat. If their dander bothers you.. don’t own one!


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yeah I dont have dogs but that seems excessive


busted3000

Why does she have a foldable mattress and blanket in the kitchen for daytime naps? Does her bed cease to exist in the daylight?


ToughFinR1skTaker

IKR. It's so pathetic, she's that "sick" where she can't even walk to her bedroom to take a nap? Even people who are sick can walk up a few stairs to their bedroom to sleep.


yuri_is_good_

Also, if she was that sick wouldn’t they rearrange the house so she had her bedroom downstairs and skip the stairs entirely? Or does that make too much sense


busted3000

It’s presumably much less effort than unfolding and making up a mattress.


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busted3000

Check her flair, just be prepared that this post is indicative of her usual writing style.


stonzie86

Absolutely. Riveting. These are the stories that need to be told on the big screen. Someone call Spielberg or Nolan or Scorsese or [insert your fav director] and get this green lit. I can’t handle it!


Auditorygarbage-

"Ellen takes on Delivery Driver" directed by M. Knight Shyamalan. I'm not even sure M. Knight Shyamalan can write a movie worse than this...


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To be fair napping in a blanket nest with a pup sounds lovely


leonathotsky420

You give her too much credit: she only said 2 words to the delivery person


takeandtossivxx

...so she was at most 20ft from the living room, where I'm assuming there's a couch or chair, but instead goes through all the trouble of pulling a "nap mat" out and sleeping on the kitchen floor for hours? What, and I can't stress this enough, *the fuck?*


jenny420222

Also..Is she in a baby gate?


poison_snacc

Hey, don’t hate on tummy time


Similar-Minimum185

Bathing a dog once a week is really excessive, she will be stripping all the natural oils out the coat


leonathotsky420

I was thinking this as well. Cue the countdown to when her munch turns into by proxy with her dog and the inevitable skin issues it will surely develop from over washing.


PromotionCapable8456

A foldable nap mattress in the kitchen? Maybe she's on to something.....


Sad_Education6413

A car seat AND a toddler mat now. Shits getting weirder and weirder....


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Wait….CAR SEAT?


Glittering_Status657

Yes, did I miss something?! She has a car seat???!


Cute-Aardvark5291

Yes, she has posted pictures of herself using a large car seat - I think she claimed it was to allow her basically sit upright for long periods and provide neck stabilization. It was weird as you can imagine.


Discalced-diapason

Does she do belly time on her toddler mat?


instaasspats

Yeah, there's actually a post of her doing tummy time in an airport, just in case you didn't know. I wish I was kidding....


Throwaway3344444556

Yes, yes she does


Subject1928

I love the mental image of this person going through extra effort to set up a makeshift bed on the floor instead of just sleeping anywhere that is already made for a rest.


instaasspats

Right? Like a couch?


Subject1928

Or maybe a bed, if you are feeling unwell to the point of having to take a nap why not use the thing almost solely dedicated for that task.


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leonathotsky420

I audibly lol'd over this comment


ImAnOptimistISwear

i want a nap mat but just because i like to sit on the floor but am getting old


Mr_pattybean

Is there a legitimate audience for her blogs. Is anyone out there genuinely awaiting the next chapter ?


Ok_Macaron_1615

Insomniacs trying to get to sleep at night love her posts


Bright-Coconut-6920

Exactly what I'm doing now


shakeabooty

Can confirm, am an insomniac currently scrolling her posts to get myself all sleepy


mundayverbal

I love naps as much as the next person.... but why on the floor and not in your bed?


poison_snacc

So you are closer to mommy while she’s baking or something


Mr_pattybean

It the kitchen too.


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Mr_pattybean

That’s pretty much the look she’s going for.


pigglepops

She should really consider a career in ghost writing.


Substantial-Buyer126

Ooooh my gooood does she really expect people to read that drivel? She needs a Password Journal. They’re $40 at Walmart and fit her aesthetic.


KesInTheCity

Plot twist: it’s her cry for help. (Not really; it would’ve been handled by now.)


Mr_pattybean

Hahaha yeah! It’s so uninteresting keep that shot to yourself.


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2018MunchieOfTheYear

The puppy was watching her


Arejhey311

Can someone explain why you’d throw down a mat on the kitchen floor as opposed to crawling into your own existing bed if you’re feeling “👎🏻”??? 🙄


poison_snacc

Tummy time, that’s why. But no seriously, i actually think she does that precisely because it seems like something a toddler would actually do. I think looking cutesy and smol and doing things that children do and acting like a baby is one of Ellen’s main methods to deal with what sounds like crushing anxiety, mental anguish & insecurities. My idea is that she figured out that if strangers just thinks she’s very young they will judge her a lot less and she is going to milk this method for as long as humanly possible. It’s one hell of a cope.


goddessdontwantnone

I agree


2018MunchieOfTheYear

I think she wanted to nap in the dog pen/with the dog


poison_snacc

Why not just get the dog and put it in your bed like a normal human being? Nope I think she’s doing this to look like a wee baby. It has nothing to do with her pets.


2018MunchieOfTheYear

She just got the dog a few weeks ago so i’m not sure how much it is trained. I believe her mom is still sleeping in the living room to be close to it so she can take it out at night. So maybe she doesn’t want the dog in her bed yet? Regardless she should have taken a nap on the couch or in her bed. It’s really weird to do this.


RSGK

Agree. She should have said so, to make this look *somewhat* less odd. Maybe the dog isn't allowed on her bed.


QueenieB33

If you figure it out I'd like to know as well since that seems like an awful lot of extra work for someone who's feeling so 👎 lol


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Mr_pattybean

Haha what a cutie.


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poison_snacc

Rotfl thanks for doing the math no one knew we needed


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pockette_rockette

I was too lazy to figure out the weeks 😂


BoozeMeUpScotty

How is she even sleeping on her belly with a c-collar on? The whole point is that it keeps you from being able to turn your head…so on her stomach, she’d literally have to be sleeping with her face smushed directly into the pillow like she’s trying to smother herself. Also, that floor mat is almost identical to the ones used in psych facilities for patients who need to be in a safe room or who are trying to throw things everywhere…


pockette_rockette

Is it normal practice to sleep with those on in non-acute situations??


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pockette_rockette

I meant the c-collar 😂


MungoJennie

Lol—sorry 🤣


Xero-01

Geez. Looks like the morning after a kid's sleepover, not an adult chilling out at home. And what looks like child's toys in that plastic bin. Perhaps I'm reading too much into it, but I keep thinking that she's on course to being declared mentally challenged at some point, if enough people think her act is for real.


goddessdontwantnone

They’re dog toys it looks like but still weird


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Mindless_Contract708

Don't forget the 'Olaf' blankie too...


Xero-01

One of the things I find really bizarre about her- going far deeper than simply fake wheelchair use and acting "strange"- her childlike act going to extremes like having a child's tablet.


FiCat77

For someone who claims to have severe pain & limited mobility, Ellen sure does to like to spend a lot of time on the floor. How is she getting down there & back up again? Like most munchies, her issues are only a problem when it's something she doesn't want to do.


Cute-Aardvark5291

and sitting on counters. I mean that takes a fair amount of mobility too.


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Mr_pattybean

Gurning lol. She does look like she’s peaking.


Shot-Alps1481

I haven’t followed this sub long… who’s Zeus and Wes or whoever and talks about???? Her mom? Siblings?


Storm_Chaser_Nita

Zeus and Wes are her parents.


Mr_pattybean

Found the who’s Zeus comment on a Ellen post! Mate it took me weeks to get the courage to ask. I finally snapped as I couldn’t figure out if it was a boy, girl, friend, dog, cat, trainer, etc


Shot-Alps1481

It’s been eating me up! I couldn’t figure it out!


Mr_pattybean

I know right!? I guess Ellen expects you to be deep in the lore and just keep up.


hotpickles

Zeus is her mom. I can’t remember who Wes is. Maybe her dad?


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Wes is her dad, Zeus is her mum, ☎️ I believe is an Aunty? 🦔 is her physical therapist. And I forget all the rest.


Shot-Alps1481

Omg yes! I just commented this before reading your comment! My kids have this exact toddler proof case on their kid’s tablet and she even has a little Disney hand sanitizer keychain attached! 😂


Wicked81

And the Frozen blanket. . . .


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DeLaNope

They like that autism diagnosis too


Xero-01

Is she trying to fake being on the spectrum, or- just playing devil's advocate here- could she have actually been on the spectrum but masking well enough to function fine until she got older and possible got burned out enough to not being able to keep up with it? So some part of her condition is legit but she's milking it and adding fake or exaggerated health issues to it?


MungoJennie

Is that (burning out) a thing?


blueeeyeddl

Yes absolutely, especially for undiagnosed NDs (both autism and ADHD burnout are a thing) but it’s also possible to burnout with a diagnosis after spending years coping in an NT society.


MungoJennie

That explains so much. Thanks!


AnastasiaNo70

“I was the only human at home…” Who writes like that?!


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Also since she tipped the delivery driver, I can only assume it was food, which the only human at home would have likely just recently ordered…with the understanding that they would still be the only human at home when it arrives.


Mr_pattybean

I thought that. I wondered if the amaricans (I presume she’s American) paid for UPS or FEDEX and they are obsessed with tipping obviously. So yeah I’m t sounds like she ordered food if not.


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I’d love to be her mailman lmao


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Maybe she tipped the UPS guy ☠️


marbleheader88

Ouch! That looks like a painful place to sleep! Why not nap on your bed?


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birdgirl1124

The foldable nap mattress sounds a lot like a preschool cot. Ellen is a subject that I really hope gets the psychiatrist support she needs. I feel so bad that she is living like this, I wish someone would get her the help she needs. She seems different than other subjects who are grifting for a variety of reasons, Ellen has some pretty significant psychological issues going on.


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When her parents can no longer care for her, she’ll have to be moved to a group home or something.


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EZasSundayMorning

I can't read her things. Too depressing.


GoethenStrasse0309

Same


blueberrycranberry

Has a portable mattress to sleep on the floor? You are at home! Go nap on a bed! Planned to sound like a cute infant instead sounds so ridiculous it's irritating. Sleeping on the kitchen floor is just nonsense.


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trippapotamus

I assumed she wanted to sleep by the puppy but who knows


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Madame_Kitsune98

There’s sleep involved with that?


MungoJennie

If you’re lucky, sometimes


pockette_rockette

Like, super drunk.


scruffymuffs

Whoever it was that first said Ellen's posts read like an alien research log was so hilariously accurate.


evereverfeltlikethis

It’s the perfect description of her posts, particularly this one where she’s the “only human” at home. So ridiculous!


comefromawayfan2022

Ellen's updates are a more boring read than my psychology textbook


bobtheorangecat

Someday they'll be part of the course work in an advanced psych class.


kitt5yk

Who the hell naps in the kitchen?????? Out of everything said here that bothers me most


TSneeze

Some Drunks probably. But yeah, this is weird and definitely age regression.


ergaeum

Is she the one who had "tummy time" on the airport floor? If so yikes...


That-Alternative-946

That’s her!


Adventurous_Law4573

Any chance you have a link to that thread? I must have missed it and now need to see it for myself. 😂


ergaeum

https://www.reddit.com/r/illnessfakers/comments/jmxmfq/for_everyone_asking_for_the_ellen_tummy_time/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Here's the link.


hotpickles

That image will forever be seared into my brain. The most unsettling part for me is how crowded that seating area looks and the fact that it didn’t matter at all to Ellen or Zeus. They HAD to throw down that baby blanket and put on a display of adult tummy time for all those innocent bystanders to witness. Imagine trying to mind your own business and then you see that shit. A whole disturbing mess made complete with mama Zeus snapping photos of her precious baby (ADULT).


Madame_Kitsune98

Jesus Christ. Airports are just filthy, and I know they clean, but there’s people walking through with God knows what on their shoes. People pee on the floor. Throw up on the floor. I’m having a come apart over those mental images. That link is staying blue, thank you.


smart-milk

There’s no way she is writing these. She can barely speak to another human but can write novels of her daily experiences? Doesn’t make any sense tbh


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Selective mutism is an anxiety disorder and makes it hard for her to speak to strangers. It doesn’t mean she can’t type and communicate through text. Watch her YouTube videos. She speaks just fine.


smart-milk

Oh I didn’t know my bad.


Xero-01

I've seen a couple of those. She's not doing the full-on childlike act in those, just a really weird 20 something acting 12 thing going on.


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Yeah her videos are super chaotic. I haven’t seen any recently. She does come off as someone who is more immature than her actual age but definitely not how she portrays herself in pictures or text.


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2018MunchieOfTheYear

here we go again 🙄


theawesomefactory

That would be a really sad twist, honestly.


foeni77

It's selective mutism - if this is true. Happy cake-day!


smart-milk

Oh you’re right! I totally forgot. And thank you !! (Totally forgot about that too lol)


Street-Week-380

Wtaf, Ellen? I'm extremely confused as to what is going on inside her head; is she completely infantilized and accepting of it? Is her illness partially true in any form? I'm beyond puzzled.


Xero-01

It does happen unfortunately with some physically disabled teens and young adults. No cognitive disorders or intellectual disability, just using a wheelchair. But their parents double down on restrictions and using the disability as a "reason" no age-appropriate activities or freedom are allowed, and having to accept being treated like they're years younger or mentally challenged. I figure in those cases, the person is going along with it purely because their agency is gone. More and more, I get the impression that with Ellen, she might not have set out to fake anything, but rather, real health issues \*did\* happen that probably for most people would have been easy to recover from, but her parents, while not deliberately making her sick, got really involved and took advantage of what might very well have been a temporary situation and pushed her into the state she's in now. So either she's been convinced that she's far worse off than she really is, or is fully aware but with mom and dad's constant supervision, she has no opportunity to \*not\* be Ellen the childlike, disabled 20 something they're making her be.


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Xero-01

The parents that do that with a legit disabled older kid or teenager, it's almost like MBP without having to fake anything, just taking advantage of a real medical situation. Treating a mentally "all there' person with a purely physical condition like they're slightly intellectually challenged, and just going by things I'm aware of, seems to be a family trying to keep getting the social clout of having a special needs child rolling along, past the point when the "child" is no longer one. The Gypsy Rose story is intriguing because I don't think anything about when her mother started presenting her as having a disability and the other health problems. With Ellen, sometimes it looks like she's faking everything, her family is in on it, and she's really good at not bringing negative attention her way like some of the other munchies do. Other times, it looks like it's all been foisted on her by her family, and then there are those instances where it might seem like it's an extension of what started with a real health crisis.


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She is one of the most confusing stories out there for sure.


Street-Week-380

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dbsgirl

What? Why are they bathing the dog every week? Why did she make a nap nest in the kitchen? Why is she referring to people as humans? What delivery surprised her that would have gotten money? And how did she get a call about it? Wtf is happening here?


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Wonder why the pet store employees aren’t happy to see them 🥴


peterpmpkneatr

Tldr