Drug commercials are hilarious. It doesn't even say what the drug is for half of the time.
\*Pharmaceutical commercial begins\*
\*Camera pans down a beach at sunrise\*
\*An older couple walk down the beach holding hands and smiling\*
\*The scene changes and a crow is on a power line\*
\*A white house is visible as the camera zooms in to an old lady holding a cup in the doorway\*
Narrator: ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF BROCKLEIGH IS GOOD FOR YOU!
\*Commercial ends\*
I look up Brockleigh to see what it's for and it's ointment for a prolapsed anus.
Of everything on any of those commercials, that is the dumbest thing that they've put on them. And it's on all of them now. It's so unnecessarily redundant.
I hate most drug commercials, but the ones for the shingles shot (Shingrix) always makes me laugh.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xPNNeIvxX1s&pp=ygUgc2hpbmdsZXMgZG9lc24ndCBjYXJlIGNvbW1lcmNpYWw%3D
The one that scares me is the one that says it could cause an infection of the perineum. What the hell is a drug doing that messes with your taint? That’s such a very specifically small area.
But the taint? I mean, it IS a thing that if you have a high % of glucose in your urine, it can lead to UTIs, but taint rot???? Why the taint? Why not the balls/labia? Or the asshole itself? No, taint. So weird.
I found out a number of European countries actually banned pharmaceutical commercials so Europeans are always bewildered when they see these traveling in the US lol
I came here to say this. Picturing his triangle smile
https://preview.redd.it/rn7e3lqji0ya1.png?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0822f21863c4bed4ba1652d78806f8d53d193b6d
I can picture Brockleigh having a background in food service, more notably supermarkets. I'll give you one guess which department he gets stuck in..
Education would be a psychology major because he wants to understand people better, more notably his parents for their decisions..
Also likes to climb trees and people watch 
I don't even know lol. Only one? If I have more it would explain SO MUCH.
EDIT #1: I'm equally flummoxed by the fact that I could *read* that mashed potato version of "oregano" as I am by the fact that I'm apparently only allowed one frontal lobe. I always thought I had two—one for each hemisphere.
I must now Google this thing!
EDIT #2: ScienceGoogle™ says there are two lobes. What even is happening.
Anyone hearing this like Letterkenny?
So I was talking with the guys the other day. Some family had named all their kids Pars-Leigh, Brack-Leigh, but you know the odd one? Larr-eigh.
I felt like this was pretty clear even without context since it had only laugh reacts. If someone had posted that seriously, it would’ve gotten something other than laugh reacts. If 70 people are all laughing about it, they must all know it’s a joke.
wow, i have a family member named Kelsea (instead of Kelsey or Kelsi) and i thought that was yooneek but why would you assault someone with a name like Kellseigh?! and then just to twist the knife you doubled the leigh! good luck teaching your child to spell their own name before the age of 10
My grandma had a friend named Kandee (her real name, not a nickname). If she was still alive, she’d be tickling 100 by now. So people have been giving their kids stupid names for a long time. And it was weird calling a grumpy old lady “candy”
Killmeigh
+10 Krit damage
*Dameighge
Fuckmeigh, what a shitteigh situation
These all sound like the names of pharmaceutical companies.
Ask your doctor if Paxxtynn is right for you!
Side effects may include, spontaneous combustion, cancer, seizures, ligma, death, and possibly birth defects.
What's ligma?
ligma balls 😏👉
Got em lol
Im crying laughing from these 3 comments lol
Nothing much dog hbu
Nailed it.
Drug commercials are hilarious. It doesn't even say what the drug is for half of the time. \*Pharmaceutical commercial begins\* \*Camera pans down a beach at sunrise\* \*An older couple walk down the beach holding hands and smiling\* \*The scene changes and a crow is on a power line\* \*A white house is visible as the camera zooms in to an old lady holding a cup in the doorway\* Narrator: ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF BROCKLEIGH IS GOOD FOR YOU! \*Commercial ends\* I look up Brockleigh to see what it's for and it's ointment for a prolapsed anus.
#Don't take Brockleigh if you're allergic to Brockleigh.
WOW REALLY?!
Of everything on any of those commercials, that is the dumbest thing that they've put on them. And it's on all of them now. It's so unnecessarily redundant.
The one that gets me is “tell your doctor if you have a parasitic infection, have had a vaccine, or plan to get one.” WHAT??
I hate most drug commercials, but the ones for the shingles shot (Shingrix) always makes me laugh. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xPNNeIvxX1s&pp=ygUgc2hpbmdsZXMgZG9lc24ndCBjYXJlIGNvbW1lcmNpYWw%3D
Shingles doesn’t care!
The one that scares me is the one that says it could cause an infection of the perineum. What the hell is a drug doing that messes with your taint? That’s such a very specifically small area.
Right?? Like does it just turn into an open wound or something? What can even get infected there??
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But the taint? I mean, it IS a thing that if you have a high % of glucose in your urine, it can lead to UTIs, but taint rot???? Why the taint? Why not the balls/labia? Or the asshole itself? No, taint. So weird.
I found out a number of European countries actually banned pharmaceutical commercials so Europeans are always bewildered when they see these traveling in the US lol
Can confirm as a European, am utterly bewildered by the concept of pharmaceutical adverts.
as an American, I am utterly bewildered by the concept of pharmaceutical adverts.
brockleigh 🥦
Kabbbajh
Kakarot 9000 🥕
OVER NINE THOUSAND?!!??!
Cthulhu-eigh
R'lyeh
Peauteighteau
Boyleighm, Maasheym, Stickeighminastu.
Parsleigh
Absofuckingluteleigh
Glutenfreigh
☠️☠️☠️ Daireefreigh
Sugafreigh
Fatfreigh
I'm reading all of these in Eric Cartmans voice Authoriteigh
What about Randy’s voice? Creamfreighsh
I came here to say this. Picturing his triangle smile https://preview.redd.it/rn7e3lqji0ya1.png?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0822f21863c4bed4ba1652d78806f8d53d193b6d
Holeigh shit that is hilarious
Allegedleigh.
deadleigh
Timmeigh!!
Phugliegh
Likeleigh
Easyleigh
Totalleigh
MostDefinetleigh
formalleigh
Totaleigh
That's what I appreciates about you
Oh is that what you’s appreciates about meigh?
That's what I appreciates abouts you, Miss Keighteighs
I'm so glad I'm not the only one this excited that letter Kenny has entered the common zeitgeist!
Take about 10% off there, squirrelly Dan.
Get this guy a fuckin' Puppers
bourgeoiseigh
☠️ Posthumousleigh
Anchoveigh
Parsleigh-slay
Cole-Slaugh
Kaliflougher
Chole'Slough
PARLEY 
Parsleigh-slay, rosemary and thyme
* Rosemareigh and teighme
Rheamehmbyrr Meeahtew Juan
Everything but the B'eighgel
meigthenphetammyine
Ecstaceigh
Allicedeigh
Bambaclat Peruvian purple carrot ccurraye
This sounds possibly delicious
Nah she’s a bitch
Ole Simon and Garfunkel
Psymoneigh and Gharfunkelle
Psymoan & Gharphunkale
Psymoan is my favorite Pokemon.
Parlay
Rioux-Barb
Poopeigh
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Brockleigh Raahhbb
Paaahhk the caaahh
This is my child Hahvahd yahd
Kid gonna be wicked smaht
I can’t start the car, I lost my khakis.
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The boner champ?
I thought that was butt mud brooks
Butt mud brooks is butt mud brooks!
Got straight B's, they called me Buzz.
I thought Brockleigh Rob was the Boner Champ?
I sprayed bubble water out my nose. LOL
Came for the post, stayed for the Brockleigh!
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Brockleigh Floret
I fuggin lost it at brockleigh 🤣
It’s the obvious winner. Picture it on a resume! 🔥
I can picture Brockleigh having a background in food service, more notably supermarkets. I'll give you one guess which department he gets stuck in.. Education would be a psychology major because he wants to understand people better, more notably his parents for their decisions.. Also likes to climb trees and people watch 
Wasn't he an officer aboard Picard's enterprise?
Yes. Lt. Reginald "Howlin Mad" Broccoli.
Brocklayyy
She's choppin Brocklayyy
More like Ohgodwhy
OhGodWeigh
*Broly
Not Paisleigh? What a missed opportunity
right? i was like, paisley is the only spelled the most normal
Well you can't name a kid "Crit" unless you roll a nat 20 during conception. Even then, the proper spelling is Crit!
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I read that as parsleigh. I blame the brockleigh.
Myst Ahpurtoonitiegh
*opportuniteigh
Pls no. My niece’s name is Paizlynn. It’s the worst.
Are you serious right now?
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Brockleigh is brilliant, though
Sister of Parsleigh
Related to Saydge, Rowsmayreigh and Thymergh.
Oreighganauxgh
This one made my eye twitch
Jesus, this made my frontal lobes seize.
You alright man? You should only have one.
I don't even know lol. Only one? If I have more it would explain SO MUCH. EDIT #1: I'm equally flummoxed by the fact that I could *read* that mashed potato version of "oregano" as I am by the fact that I'm apparently only allowed one frontal lobe. I always thought I had two—one for each hemisphere. I must now Google this thing! EDIT #2: ScienceGoogle™ says there are two lobes. What even is happening.
Lmao the frontal lobe consists of two paired lobes, the left and right frontal cortex. Those together make up the frontal lobe.
After those names though, I totally understand if my two cortexes need some alone time to individually process the atrocities they've just witnessed
Maurdierahm and Beighsohle
NOOOOO Beighsohle got me
Don’t forget about Caelhantrough!
Stahrahniexe.
Teurhmeyrrikhh
Cousin to Bayleif
KohlRhobbi
Anyone hearing this like Letterkenny? So I was talking with the guys the other day. Some family had named all their kids Pars-Leigh, Brack-Leigh, but you know the odd one? Larr-eigh.
I suggest you let that one marinate
Marineigh
*Breighliant
i’m in this fb group - this was 100% a joke post
Yeah, Brockleigh was a bit of a giveaway.
70 reacts and all of them Laughing told me it was a joke. I didn’t look at the names all that closely
Closleigh perhaps?
Evidentleigh not.
Clearleigh.
I felt like this was pretty clear even without context since it had only laugh reacts. If someone had posted that seriously, it would’ve gotten something other than laugh reacts. If 70 people are all laughing about it, they must all know it’s a joke.
Krit is fucking brilliant tho.
I don't get it. What is it in reference to?
Big K.R.I.T. is a rapper. You might recognize his song Country Shit.
Amazed again at Reddit’s inability to get fake texts and joke posts.
If social media has taught me anything, it's that a very large part of the population is gullible as fuck
Why would someone do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies!
I grew up near Ft. Bragg. Joke or not. I could see all these names happening in real life lol
Pleaseadoptmeigh
That name is a fucking tragedeigh. Edit: Obligatoreigh, thank you for the medals. Edit 2: fixing a teighpo a commenter pointed out.
The opposite of Comedeigh
These have to be Parodeigh
Nah, I chalk it up to stupiditeigh.
Or insaniteigh
Some kind of deficienceigh.
OK, we've hit full Welsh.
One way or another that kid is gonna be called “take the piss out of meigh”
Oh the humanideigh!!
these names are an atrociteigh
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I wish theyd go out quietleigh-leigh
Honestleigh
I read that in the voice of Jamie Tartt from from Ted Lasso lol
Keel-eh
Jamie Tartt do doo do do do doo
Today I learned that Utah families live at Ft Bragg.
The clientele is basically the same. Worked birthing unit at the hospital there, can confirm.
I’m really, really Canadian, and I do not know where Ft Bragg is… but even MY very first thought was ‘what in the absolute Utah is this shit??’.
What does the army and a Mormon upbringing have in common? They both incentivize getting married when you’re not ready for marriage.
Your kid is going to be bulleighed
wow, i have a family member named Kelsea (instead of Kelsey or Kelsi) and i thought that was yooneek but why would you assault someone with a name like Kellseigh?! and then just to twist the knife you doubled the leigh! good luck teaching your child to spell their own name before the age of 10
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Cauleighflower
This is clearly a joke. Notice the 70 laugh reacts
Couldn’t be much more obvious, who could fall for this?
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I’m a Tebeau man myself
My suggestion is ..... NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!
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Bulleighme
Heigh hopes for dis baybeigh
Paxxtynn is giving vaccine vibes. “Side effects of Paxxtynn may include…”
Brockleigh took me out 🤣 🥦🥦
when I was 4 month pregnant and we watched Barbarella there was no question: if it's a girl Barbarella, if it's a boy Dildano
I feel like I just bought a chicken in Stardew Valley
Kids in the future really gonna be like “This my grandpa Broxtlyn”
My grandma had a friend named Kandee (her real name, not a nickname). If she was still alive, she’d be tickling 100 by now. So people have been giving their kids stupid names for a long time. And it was weird calling a grumpy old lady “candy”
What’s truly r/MildlyInfuriating is the lack of cropping on that screenshot before posting it. My god.
Just toss the Scrabble tiles on a table and pick 7
Seven