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Trying to impress my family on vacation. Does anyone know any educational facts about Everest that I can use?

A problem solved is a problem caused.

Cobra bites python. Python constricts cobra. Cobra gets crushed and dies. Python dies from venom

Does transferring money from my cash ISA into my stocks and shares ISA contribute to my yearly £20000 ISA allowance?

Keep your tongue in you twat. Not at the customs officer!

Hmmm

One of us only tells lies and one of us tells the truth. You may ask one question

At what point did you realise that David Brent was as much a self-portrait as it was a brilliant characterisation?

Trip to the Cobblers

Frustrated dad

Frustrated dad

Are you Michael Flatley?

TIL Restless Leg Syndrome (RLS) is a condition that severely disrupts your sleep, as it causes a strong urge to move your legs when sitting or lying down.

This is obviously not the first time he's done this. Because if it was the first time, there'd be boobs.

Apple confirms bug that is keeping some iPhone alarms from sounding

Is May 4th is star wars day and everyone watches Star Wars, what day is Harry Potter day?

How would I know which one I was?

Yup, that's me

It means you’re getting beat up by them in real life

CM Punk signing "CM Poop 💩" poster

Yer body just gets used to it or sumin

TIL about Landon Jones, a boy from Iowa who, in 2014, suddenly lost the ability to feel hungry or thirsty, refusing to eat and dropping from 104 to 68 pounds within a year. There’s been no update on his progress

Did this “Documentary” involve John Travolta and Nicholas Cage? Was it that Documentary you were watching?

Richard Norris, the man who received the world’s first full face transplant (story in comments)

Don’t understand why they removed my comment?

Get some nice wedding photos

This says she’s 53….

Letter lost in the post?

KARL HAS WON.

A lot of fans

If you could give any bird a knob?

Comments are still flooded with “Amen”

Apparently it's like the most intimate thing you can do with another person

Sum 41 - In Too Deep and if you're reading this post you're In Too Deep.

Music in XFM shows

Hi Its Me!

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